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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
Scott Adams
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
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If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
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Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately.
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Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
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The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn to think of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy. - Wally's Keynote Speech
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This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
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I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero.
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Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
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Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.
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Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
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I believe in karma... that means i can do bad things to you all day long and assume you deserve it.
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I've always defined myself not as a cartoonist , but as an entrepreneur. That was true before I tried cartooning. I always imagined cartooning would be how I got my seed capital. I always thought my other businesses would be the less dominant part of my life.
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The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
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