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'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Dilbert: I'm obsessed with inventing a perpetual motion machine. Most scientists think it's impossible, but I have something they don't. Dogbert: A lot of spare time? Dilbert: Exactly.
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