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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
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Journalist
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Scott Raymond Adams
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
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Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally
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