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Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
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Scott Raymond Adams
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You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
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There's no such thing as good ideas and bad ideas. There are only your own ideas and other people's. If you want someone to like your idea, tell him he said it first last week and you just remembered it.
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Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
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Dilbert: It took weeks but I've calculated a new theory about the origin of the universe. According to my calculations it didn't start with a Big Bang at all-it was more of Phhbwt sound. You may be wondering about the practical applications of the Little Phhbwt theory. Dogbert: I was wondering when you'll go away.
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Everyone, including skeptics, will generate delusions that match their views. That is how a normal and healthy brain works. Skeptics are not exempt from self-delusion.
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You already barely exist. Disappearing entirely won't be that much of a change.
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Remember, freedom is always taken, never given.
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The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
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Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
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My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
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Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto
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The best any human can do is to pick a delusion that helps him get through the day
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If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
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Few things in life are less efficient than a group of people trying to write a sentence. The advantage of this method is that you end up with something for which you will not be personally blamed.
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And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing.
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I try to manage my day by my circadian rhythms because the creativity is such an elusive thing, and I could easily just stomp over it doing my administrative stuff.
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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
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On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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I should have written that down. - Dilbert
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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
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