Quote

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.

Scott Adams

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Scott Adams
Age: 67
Born: 1957
Born: June 8
Blogger
Comic Strip Creator
Comics Artist
Economist
Engineer
Journalist
Writer
Windham
New York
Scott Raymond Adams
Bother
Cat
Six
Pay
Minutes
Hours
Toll
Kind
Tolls
Pet

More quotes by Scott Adams

Image
The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.
Scott Adams
Image
Man is a game playing animal and a computer is another way to play games.
Scott Adams
Image
The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be that stabbin Dilbert guy.
Scott Adams
Image
Everyone says there's a lack of leadership in the world these days. I think we should all be thankful, because the only reason for leadership is to convince people to do things that are either dangerous (like invading another country) or stupid (working extra hard without extra pay).
Scott Adams
Image
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure. I became a cartoonist largely because I failed in my goal of becoming a successful executive.
Scott Adams
Image
As long as there are annoying people in the world, I won't run out of material.
Scott Adams
Image
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
Scott Adams
Image
Just because no one has ever gotten better from Spasmodic Dysphonia before doesn't mean I can't be the first.
Scott Adams
Image
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
Scott Adams
Image
Of course I don't look busy, I did it right the first time.
Scott Adams
Image
Most success springs from an obstacle or failure.
Scott Adams
Image
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams
Image
Failure is where success likes to hide in plain sight.
Scott Adams
Image
Ideas are cheap. A dime a dozen, as they say. It's the implementation that's important! The trick isn't just to have a computer game idea, but to actually create it!
Scott Adams
Image
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.
Scott Adams
Image
When life gives you lemons... choke on them and die... you stupid lemon eater.
Scott Adams
Image
This happens to me: I have this great idea and then I make the mistake of telling someone else.
Scott Adams
Image
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
Scott Adams
Image
Scientists often invent words to fill the holes in their understanding.These words are meant as conveniences until real understanding can be found. ... Words such as dimension and field and infinity ... are not descriptions of reality, yet we accept them as such because everyone is sure someone else knows what the words mean.
Scott Adams
Image
Your business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting.
Scott Adams