Quote

The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have happened to Jews.

Sarah

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Sarah
Would
Wouldn
People
Humor
Happened
Funny
Holocaust
Black
Jews
Wells
Jew
Well
Germany
Never
Lived

More quotes by Sarah

Image
I always think I should get on it if I want to have kids. Because once you hit thirty it can be difficult to conceive — it can be dangerous. The best time to conceive is when you're a black teenager.
Sarah
Image
Oh my God — I'm turning into my mother!
Sarah
Image
I'm not one to attribute every activity of man to the changes in the climate. There is something to be said also for man's activities, but also for the cyclical temperature changes on our planet.
Sarah
Image
The beauty of my body is not measured by the size of the clothes it can fit into, but by the stories that it tells. I have a belly and hips that say, We grew a child in here, and breasts that say, We nourished life. My hands, with bitten nails and a writer's callus, say, We create amazing things.
Sarah
Image
The sardines had their heads on and they were like watching you.
Sarah
Image
My comedy notebooks are filled with random journal entries. It's all the same. I can look back on old joke notebooks, and know exactly what was going on in my life.
Sarah
Image
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?
Sarah
Image
Unless government appropriately regulates oil developments and holds oil executives accountable, the public will not trust them to drill, baby, drill. And we must!
Sarah
Image
Love doesn't need to be doubted, tested or proven... it's meant to be shown, shared, and nurtured. Find your strength in love.
Sarah
Image
Opening our borders to a flood of illegal immigrants is deliberate ... It's time to impeach and on behalf of American workers and legal immigrants of all backgrounds, we should vehemently oppose any politician on the left or right who would hesitate in voting for articles of impeachment.
Sarah
Image
It's no wonder Michelle Obama is telling everybody you better breast-feed your baby-yeah, you better-because the price of milk is so high right now!
Sarah
Image
Googling is not spying. It's social networking.
Sarah
Image
Now, no one expects us to agree on everything, whether in Juneau or in Washington. But we are expected to govern with integrity and goodwill and clear convictions and a servant's heart.
Sarah
Image
What would you do, if you could do anything?
Sarah
Image
We know violence isn’t the answer. When we take up our arms, we’re talking about our vote.
Sarah
Image
A building get torched. All that is left is ashes. I used to think that it is true about everything - family, friends, feelings - but now I know that sometimes if love proves real, and two people are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.
Sarah
Image
On the law that requires women to wait twenty-four hours before they are permitted to have an abortion: I think it's a good law. The other day I wanted to go get an abortion. I really wanted an abortion, but then I thought about it and it turned out I was just thirsty.
Sarah
Image
The other dry shampoo I was using was wet feeling but I love Prive's smell and how light and airy my hair feels afterwards!
Sarah
Image
We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation.
Sarah