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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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