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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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