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Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
Sarah Silverman
The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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