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Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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Comics who grew up surviving their childhood by being able to be the first one to make the joke about their weight or their hairy arms - like me - whatever they're insecure about, whatever they're apologizing for, that becomes their strength.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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