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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
Sarah Silverman
If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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