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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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