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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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