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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Screenwriter
Singer
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Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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