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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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