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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
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