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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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