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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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