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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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