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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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