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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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