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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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As soon as a women gets to an age where she has opinions and she's vital and she's strong, she's systematically shamed into hiding under a rock.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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