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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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