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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
Sarah Silverman
