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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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