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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
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Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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If we can send a person to the moon, we can send someone with AIDS to the moon, and then someday we can send everybody with AIDS to the moon.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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