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When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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