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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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