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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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