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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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