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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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