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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I'm lucky because I intentionally keep my overhead low, and so I can say, No, thank you.
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