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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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