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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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