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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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More quotes by Sarah Silverman
I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
Sarah Silverman
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
Sarah Silverman
I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
Sarah Silverman
When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
Sarah Silverman
