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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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