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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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