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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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