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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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I never want to be in a position where I have to defend my material. It's too subjective. It's for other people to defend or not defend.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
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