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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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