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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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