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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I remember the horror story that I told myself over and over again. I'm totally alone in my body. I'm totally alone in my head and nobody will ever see through my eyes. I'm just completely alone.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by that's one freedom I have.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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