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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I do love poop. I can't help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing's going to get me like dumb stuff.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I've been chasing it ever since.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
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I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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