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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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More quotes by Sarah Silverman
If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
Sarah Silverman
I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
Sarah Silverman
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
Sarah Silverman
I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
Sarah Silverman
If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
Sarah Silverman
I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Sarah Silverman
I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
Sarah Silverman
I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
Sarah Silverman
I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
Sarah Silverman
I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Silverman
I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
Sarah Silverman
There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They're not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious.
Sarah Silverman
We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
Sarah Silverman
I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
Sarah Silverman
I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
Sarah Silverman
I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
Sarah Silverman
This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
Sarah Silverman
I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
Sarah Silverman
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
