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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.

Sarah Silverman

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
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Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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You have to take the chance to bomb and disappoint audiences.
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I learned pretty early is I never defend my material it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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People who like what I do come in all shapes and sizes. Not sure what the common denominator is per se. Oh, it's meeee! But to be embraced by a progressive community means something to me and this one feels like home.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
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Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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