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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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More quotes by Sarah Silverman
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
Sarah Silverman
The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
Sarah Silverman
It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
Sarah Silverman
I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
Sarah Silverman
I can only speak from my own experience, and I would say that the depression I experienced feels like a chemical change. When it came over me, when it comes over me, it feels like it's coming over me like a flu.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
Sarah Silverman
I like trying jokes and seeing the response, and if I end up doing it in my act, it won't be 140 characters. Twitter is helpful that way to me. It's like a message in a bottle. But a lot of times I think I tweet the stuff I would like to say to teenage me.
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