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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.
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I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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I don't think comedy comes from hotbeds of doing shtick. I think it usually comes from some kind of childhood humiliation or darkness.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
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Growing up, I always loved Disney movies, but the first movie I remember seeing is 'Sleepers,' so I wasn't really taken to children's movies.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
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It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, I like your dress, and they'll go (bleep) you! Or I say something serious and they go, Oh, yeah, ha-ha. They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies.
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I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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