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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
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If you quit being cunty, the whole world will stop being against you.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am — I'm white!
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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