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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I feel so confident and awesome and sexy when I'm with people who are older than me, and I've always been surrounded by people who are older than me. But to be vital in comedy, you have to exist in a world that's dominated by young people.
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This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
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I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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