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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I have lows, you know, everybody does ... but I kind of know how to handle it. I like to let myself wallow in it. I enforce it with terribly sad music, and it kind of pushes me through to the other side eventually, and I always know it's going to pass.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it's a form of self-torture.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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It feels weird in our ear holes to hear people worshipping a guy named Ron. We know Rons in our life.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
