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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Sarah Kate Silverman
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If I have kids, I'll adopt.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
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The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
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I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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I didn't lose my virginity until I was twenty-six. Nineteen vaginally, but twenty-six what my boyfriend calls the real way.
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I have no religion, but I can't escape being extremely Jewish ethnically - that is, culturally. In other words, I'm not religious, but I worry and I'm neurotic. And I'm very good with money.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
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I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I'm so glad Courtney Love is here I left my crack in my other purse.
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
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