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If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, She's beautiful. I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
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I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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If I have to write by a certain time, I can pull through, but usually I just let stuff happen, hanging out with comic friends - or bringing a basic idea on stage and seeing if it goes anywhere.
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I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
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Letting your freak flag fly is something, no matter who you are, that takes great bravery, straight up.
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I like talking about things that are taboo, because it makes them not taboo anymore.
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Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She's married to so and so!
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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
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Drew Friedman isn't just a brilliant artist. He takes you to a place. He takes you back in time. He makes you smell the stale cigarettes and cold brisket and you say, thank you for the pleasure.
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I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
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Mommy is one of the chosen people … and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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If you take a shower with your boyfriend, I guarantee by the time you step out of that shower, your breasts will be sparkling clean.
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I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
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