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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
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I started out in clubs, and I've always liked clubs. I like theaters because people are there for the show.
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If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
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I don't need a lot of space.
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Why would I become involved with something that doesn't include everyone? If you're getting married today, it's the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn't allow blacks or Jews.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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I really think everything is fair game.
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I don't get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women's issues.
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I first did stand-up when I was 17, and then I passed out fliers for a comedy club (in New York City) and I got onstage whenever I could. And musical theater went out the window as soon as I started doing stand-up.
Sarah Silverman
Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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