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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.

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Sarah Silverman
Age: 54
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
Actor
Comedian
Film Actor
Guitarist
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Singer
Television Actor
Television Producer
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Bedford
New Hampshire
Sarah Kate Silverman
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What makes Disney movies and Pixar movies always so good, hey take time and they're constantly honing, and tweaking, and rejiggering things, and taking influences from every cog, including myself, that can help. Any place where there can be inspiration. They make every moment very layered and very rich.
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
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Like I said about Seinfeld and Chris Rock, they're a great combination of brilliance and hard work. [But] there are people who are brilliant and don't work hard, and there are people who are brilliant and sabotage themselves.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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