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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
Sarah Silverman
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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it I'm very Jewish.
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The reason the rest of us remember, like, when John Lennon died, is because it's a moment when adrenaline is surging.
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I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing, loitering, outside the door is a man. And I walk by him to go in, and he says, I want pussy! Now, I don't want to seem conceited or anything, but he was talking about me!
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By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
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I've never had an abortion. And I don't know if I would. But, it doesn't mean that I wouldn't fight to the death for women to make their own choices for their own human bodies.
Sarah Silverman
I became known for surprising audiences. Except now, if I surprise them every time, they expect that.
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We deserve quality lives with equality.
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Being with friends felt like a burden. I remember just sobbing.
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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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You have to be able to laugh at yourself. That's what I tell Asian people all the time.
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Someone on Twitter sent me a page from a textbook. It had a picture of a football player next to a picture of me. The juxtaposition was meant to illustrate two meanings of offensive. Seriously. It broke my heart. It's that accepted what I do is offensive?
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
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I'm always in those tabloids where they show who's badly dressed. It's funny, because each time I'm getting my picture taken, I'm thinking, This is a nice outfit.
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The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
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I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece.
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Don’t forget, God can see you masturbating. But don’t stop. He’s almost there.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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