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Sarah Silverman
Age: 53
Born: 1970
Born: December 1
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Bedford
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Nothing is taboo if you have an angle on it. That said, critiquing women's human shells isn't my thang. Though there's probably something funny or interesting to be said about those who do it, and what that comes from.
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Scientology is weird because it's new.
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I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
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Sometimes I am screwing around, and sometimes I get way too serious, but I am a pretty sincere person.
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People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer.
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It's just hard to say, Well, I do this, which means this. If I'm telling you exactly who I am, then there's nothing for the audience to say.
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Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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They've got great parents I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
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I dress normal because I want people to treat me regular. And their brains explode. It's really fun.
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I do love the idea of ritual.
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If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
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I will always try to be happy. I don’t think people really understand the value of happiness until they know what it’s like to be in that very, very dark place. It’s not romantic. Not even a little.
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I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
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We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
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I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
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I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
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The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
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Unvisited tombstones, unread diaries, and erased video game high-score rankings are three of the most potent symbols of mankind's pathetic and fruitless attempts at immortality.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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